Storsloken.se har beslutat förära en av våra senaste medlemmar med titeln "hedersmedlem storsloken.se". Beslutet grundar sig på personens remarkabla förmåga att omvandla "ingenting" till "nånting". Mannen som gett älgskiten ett ansikte, och tillika delar storslokens värderingar vad gäller gäddfiske. Kolla gärna in hemsidan, http://home.swipnet.se/bigshit/, och självklart gäddavdelningen under det fyndiga namnet "Skitfisk". Välkommen till dina artfränder Horst!
Horst Kuehne
17-02-2005, 12:20
Hello, all you distinguished members of the Board of Directors!
I would like to thank you all for the great honour of being accepted as a "Shitfish-Member" and at the same time being chosen as "member of honour" of "Storsloken".
Naturally, I will abide by all the rules and regulations governing this great organisation and I will see to it that the knowledge about it will spread and it´s membership will grow to new hights.
I also have a suggestion: perhaps "Storsloken" can start a "Northern Pike Hall of Fame", to which especially deserving "crocodile hunters" can be selected and chosen. Perhaps you can initiate something like a "Crocodile Dundee of the Year" award? I personally would be glad and proud to sponsor and finance an appropriate award for that purpose.
I have the distinctive feeling that being a member of "storsloken" will be great experience and lots of fun for me.
I do have an immense general experience and a huge net of contacts. I also speak, read and write perfect and correct both the english and german languages, without any mistakes. If I can help "Storsloken" in any way, please let me know!
But . . ., yes there has to be a little constructive critique too: I think it´s a pity that one can´t get direct contact with the other members, because they all have "hidden their faces in shame" behind some pseudonym or "alias". (or hide behind very dark sunglasses, ha-ha-ha!) I know there must be a good reason for this, perhaps personal integrity, but I myself think it´s not very good business or club practice to " hide and strike out of ambush". The dumb greany bastards bitching about "Storsloken", like the one write-in nr. 137, just let them come on, meet them squarely face to face and GIVE THEM HELL - BUT GOOD!
I am looking forward to a great time with "Storsloken"!
Sincerely yours,
Horst Kuehne